snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

image

heartrachel:

Pages 7-13 of the Mighty Boosh Tour Diary, saved from the internet wayback machine. 

[x]

eytancragg:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.


I ain’t never heard of this lady and that is fucking disgraceful

eytancragg:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

I ain’t never heard of this lady and that is fucking disgraceful

everets:

everets:

everets:

baseball

*over by drake plays*

the note count on this selfie post is a great achievement and i’d like to thank everyone who liked and reblogged for realizing how hot i am

yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

2srooky:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

That’s an egg.

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

tibets:

here’s a video of me

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time