cyanide guilt trip

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

avaro:

can we just take a moment

mntrose:

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

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thedailytwerk:

I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids

itsvondell:

sometimes birds lie about their necks

Reblog if you’ve ever even called:

quazza:

inkf3cted:

Attention seeker.
Selfish.
Antisocial.
Rude.
Pathetic.
Alone.
Boring.
Stupid.
Ugly.
Annoying.
Fat.
gay.

Ashton Kutcher.

Orange Juice Man.

Guy with the Big Floppy Socks.

Dirty Fingernails.

Adorable, for a Chimpanzee.

Mr. President.

Karate Kid.

Max Keeble.

Scooby Doo Lover.

Maybe.

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

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killerseven:

the house that dripped blood — the mountain goats

lndoors:

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