• shrek's kid:dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek:well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Lunar Cycle

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Lunar Cycle

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

kingcheddarxvii:

bemyghoulfriend:

dog

He Has Fallen

kingcheddarxvii:

bemyghoulfriend:

dog

He Has Fallen

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

I’ve been laughing so much recently at that picture of the Dad with a sword vowing to protect his newborn

image

wolfpupy:

http://wolfpupy.com/comic/25.html