this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
can we just take a moment
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids
sometimes birds lie about their necks
Orange Juice Man.
Guy with the Big Floppy Socks.
Adorable, for a Chimpanzee.
Scooby Doo Lover.
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
the house that dripped blood — the mountain goats
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